Ex-Veg? – Alysia Constantine

Ok, I owe the Internet some big apologies. My numerous attempts at posting my announcement today have failed badly. I’ve checked online resources, and can find no explanation for why the wrong photo keeps posting with my announcement. Once more, I shall try this announcement again:

I would like to announce that, after 26 years as a vegetarian, I am giving up “rabbit food” and eating “normal person food.” Please ignore my past statements about the moral, ethical, environmental, and economic reasons for being a vegetarian.

And please ignore my previous posts about this today–something is definitely wrong with my computer, and it keeps attaching the wrong photograph. THIS post is, however, correct. I’ve included a photograph of what I ate for lunch today:

bitch better have money

Many people have said that “old” people (I’m 45, geez! It’s not like I’m 46 or something!) should stay away from social media, or that women can’t work technology, or that half-Greek half-Irish middle-aged gay lady writer-professors are usually unskilled at computer and should stick to making Fruit Stripe Gum for the nation to enjoy (ok, I only heard that last one once, and it may have been a dream in which Andre the Giant and LeVar Burton were lecturing me, but still…).

I am beginning to believe this, as I have failed several times to tweet/post correctly today. Here is a brief history of these failures, which I openly and bravely admit:

1 glasses 2 cobblestone penis 3 fab fingers 4 catsink 5 dirtydogchew 6hotdogs 7 scissors 7 urabbit